Is theology a sort of pseudo-philosophy kinda like intelligent design is a pseudo-science?

It seems like the goal of theology is to do philosophy but starting out with the assumption that the god of your choice exists and look for arguments that support that conclusion. This is what ID proponents do with biology. What do you think of my comparison? Valid?

Exactly.
Theologians are usually very dumb. Take CS lewis for example.

Creation "scientists" are usually very dumb. Take Michael Behe for example.

*Anyone* who takes a dogmatic position on an issue and bases their thought around them being right, is an idiot in my book.

Ask the right questions, never agree or disagree.